Couples won’t be able to make out, no awkward moments in gents’ urinals — 6 things to expect in cinema halls post lockdown
First things first. This is a light-hearted take on the current situation and has to be taken in that spirit. Coronovirus has created a lot of damage and we surely need some things to improve our mood, right? So, once this lockdown ends (we are being very hopeful here), there will obviously be many changes. One change will be the way we watch films in cinema houses. So here's a look at how things might turn out once this lockdown ends.
1) Couples will have a tough time making out
The couples, who loved corner seats in morning shows to make out, might not be able to do so. As there will be social distancing even in theatres, seats will be at a distance. They will have to find other places to do gulu gulu.
2) Piss in peace
Gents' urinals will also be at 6 feet distance. So no awkward moments there, guys.
3) All the leg space in the world
People who complain about leg space will have all the leg space in the world. They can even keep their legs on the seat in front of them. Okay, don't actually try this in theatres. You might be thrown out.
4) No obstruction
It's your favourite film and the seat is very comfy as well. But just before the film is about to start, a tall guy sits right in front of you, blocking your view. Haven't we all faced this? Well, this problem might not exist as there will be no one in front of you to have maintain social distancing.
5) Two seats for the price of one
Since there will be no one sitting next to you, you might well get to use both the seats.
6) Good news for producers
Producers can claim that their films are running in 'packed cinemas' even when they are half occupied as that will be the maximum number that can be seated.
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